Obama Declared Peace Guru

The message to the world is clear:  you too can be a champion of peace despite leading many wars on many fronts.  You don’t actually have to end any hostilities you’ve inherited, you just have to avoid creating any new ones!

The selection of Obama for the Nobel Peace Prize is probably just one of a few things:

  • China doesn’t want Hu Jia and Wei Jingsheng to get extra press
  • The committee is trying to shame Obama from starting the next war in Iran
  • A vast right-wing conspiracy to make Obama’s war leadership look pacifist
  • A vast left-wing conspiracy to make Obama’s war leadership look pacifist

Just remember the most important lesson here:  War is Peace.

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